I am Kneecaps the
clown. I had a different name once.
Long ago I was a
carnival and street performer. One day I
walked around my favorite carnival, Burnem and Slayley’s I saw a strange man
limping around. He looked so sad. I had to go over to cheer him up. I started my favorite routine.
Before I knew it he
knocked me down to my knees. I think
they broke from the impact. I think I
screamed but all I saw was red. He was
trying to bite me. I grabbed the closest
thing I could find. It was the strongman’s
hammer. I grabbed it and smashed his
head in. I bashed and smashed and the
red was everywhere.
I took his kneecaps
for destroying mine.
It has made me how I
Maybe, I’ve gone a
little far. I take kneecaps. I hit them with my hammer. I take more kneecaps.
I am Kneecaps.